MOM

Well I figured I might want to clarify or explain (is that the same thing?) some things.
I just sent email to whole family about my blog, and I realized a few things.
1. I am the worse speller in the family.
2. I do not know enlish, I know redneck speak.
3. I do not have the cleanest mouth.
4. I am damn honest in what i write.
5. I did not capitalize the I in the above!
6. My profile is called mikey humor! so take it with a shot of tequila!

If I make you upset with my blog, remmber whos it is! If you want to say something about my english usages, send all complaints to goergebushisanidot@whitehouse.gov!
I talk as good as our beloved president!
(but i have a bigger ______ so I am better off)
Mikey!