My mom got me addicted to a bad drug

Its her fault. yeap. bottom line all her fault.

so Mom buys and sells a small country worth of stuff on ebay every month and she got me addicted.

Kids want new shoes? Oh look on ebay.

Need a 1965 chevy truck re-ring kit? ebay right here.

Vacume cleaner part for wifes vacume. Did it last week.

Pitcure of Jesus on some cooked toast, no problem.

Looks like I can get everything we need for chases truck on ebay except someone to put it all together.
Good thing him and his sister know how to fix things. A few months ago working together they took the seat out and took the gas tank apart. I will just get the parts on ebay and let them put it all together!

Just about anything you want or dont want or need or dont need can be found on ebay, except the 12 step program for getting yourself clean of that addictive drug!

Not all girls are stupid

My sister (not the DR but the PHD one) can fix a toilet in Honduras. Heck she called me once after she had taken her fan apart to fix it. (and was a good call too, I was clueless on the fix)
So I have always known that not all girls cant fix things.

Well my daughter has me and my grandfather on my mothers side's ability to fix things just by taking them apart. Her and my sister (The PHD one) could probably fix the space shuttle while in orbit without knowing a thing about it. Some people are just born smart. (Others become lawyers)

So I should not have been suprised when I was searching the internet for the possible problem on my ford focus when I came across this website

Lucky I am not one of them male pigs that think women are only good for making babies (I will admit they are damn good at that but I dont believe that is there sole purpose in life, and by saying that I think the Southern Babtist just kicked me out for life from there devil worshiping church, oh well) so I did read the whole article even though I knew right away it was written by a girl. And low and behold I found my problem and fixed it all because of her!

So power to the girly girl and thanks for blogging the fix to your car!

Ok what are the odds...

First concerning my last post. My wife slapped me into next week. she gave me all sorts of grief over it. Evidently my sister saved my daughters life and I should be grateful and not such a butthead. ok ok damit. (I do know she fixed up chase's finger when he nearly sliced it off at x-mass a few years ago but didnt realize how much she helped with the daughter) so no more giving the stupid DR. a bad time. But it was so much fun!

but back to laser eyeball surgery. I went for my last post lasering check up today. good news sir, you have followed all of our stupid DR. instructions and you have 20/20 vision. come see us in November! Sweet!

I am sitting in the waiting area at 2pm on a work day in the middle of Dallas Tx. I dont live in Dallas I live 70 miles away. In walks this lady that looks familiar. she gets to the counter says some stuff and the lady said " ok Cindy we will call you when Mary is ready" and Cindy turns around and its Cindy Cantrell, my friends mom from boy scouts and high school who I have not seen in 15 years or more! The odds of that can not be computed by me but I am buying a dozen lottery tickets for this weekends drawing!

Eveditenly all of her kids and her and her husband now live north of Dallas. Small world I tell you.

so now my Laser eyeballs not only is making my hair grow back, my gut shrink, and getting me a raise at work it reuniting me with people I have not seen in many years!

(and a side note, my wonderful wife pointed out every one of my spelling mistakes on my last post and will do the same for this one so no need to tell me)

DR's are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

From my sisters blog

“I haven't blogged in a while because nothing interesting has happened to me. Now, finally something has.

My brother got LASIK surgery on his eyes and declared it a piece of cake. Please understand my brother is a wimp. First class baby. He wimpers at a stubbed toe (claims it is broken) and then cries foul at all doctors' knowledge, saying they're all "dumb."

Lets go over this together shall we.

“My brother got LASIK surgery on his eyes and declared it a piece of cake”

Yes I did get LASIK eye surgery and yes it was a very easy. In my opinion only someone mentally retarded or a DR. would have problems. I could see hours after the surgery and was better than 20/20 the next day and took no pain meds at all. But I did listen to the nurses at the DR's office and obeyed what they said.

Next she says
“Please understand my brother is a wimp. First class baby. He wimpers at a stubbed toe (claims it is broken)”

Yes I broke my big toe, then 2 weeks later broke it again. Did not miss a day of work and didn’t bother going to the stupid DR. I did learn to be more careful.
But lets look at other things.

25 years ago I cut my thumb down in Big Bend Park, I could see the bone after I cut it. Hour and half drive to nearest hospital and a drunk DR. refused to sew it up until he had our insurance numbers. So I call mom and get them and then that SOB sews it up. No after care pain medicine nothing. Hell the buddies grandfather that drove me to the hospital passed out from drinking while I was getting fixed and I had to drive back to camp.

In the Marines I broke my collar bone and dislocated my shoulder in the first quarter of a football game and played the whole game and didn’t go to the DR, until the next day when I couldn’t move the dang thing anymore

Another time, I got my leg slammed a car door. Got home grabbed the crown and slammed a shot, my wife looks at the cut and says “Dear, I can see your chin bone you need to get that stitched up” Well I cant sew for crap so drive to stupid DR. and get it sewn up. Again no after car pain medicine.

Then kidney stones. Go talk to any man that has had them and they will tell it’s the worse pain in the world. I got them at about midnight but didn’t go to the DR, until 8:30 when they opened because the stupid DR. book we read said they couldn’t do anything for them. Well some compare them to a woman having a baby. I would not insult someone that had a kid by natural birth by saying that, but they do hurt. Oh and did DR sister have her kids without an epidural? I don’t fricken think so. Our mom had 6 kids that way and my wife had one! (the second kid was by C-section because of the stupid DR. and I tried to get them to do it without pain meds to save money but for some reason my lovely wife said a really bad word about doing that, guess she was in a bad mood)

Then just this weekend, I did my first stupid thing in a few years and sent a nail all the way thru my little pinky to the back of my fingernail using a nail gun. I DIDN’T EVEN STOP WORKING UNTIL I HAD ALL THE BOARDS NAILED UP. I HAD A COMMITMENT TO FINISH THE JOB. And I sure as heck didn’t take pain medicine for it or goto the DR. I knew what I did and how to take care of it.

And a year and a half ago I built a pool with a broken foot.

Chicky poo you don’t know what pain is.

So if I say LASIK surgery was a pice of cake, keep in mind I can handle getting my shoulder broken, bones broke, kidney stones, nails thru the finger. A little laser in the eye aint anything.

But lets move on to the bigger issue.

“then he cries foul at all doctors' knowledge, saying they're all "dumb."

ok Missy Dr. did you ask the eye surgeon about care after the surgery? I bet he or she spelled it out in detail that rubbing your eyes will make your pp fall off or words to that effect. DON’T RUB YOUR EYES FOR TWO WEEKS. Everyone that has the surgery learns this and listens to the DR. Unless you’re a DR yourself then you figured “Ohh he just means the little wimpy people not us other DR’s who are so smart!”

I am at a loss on why you didn’t tape your goggles on. You rubbed your eyes in your sleep and moved the corneas…DUHHH

And then this line

“I then drove one block and realized I was too blind to drive. No wonder they told me not to drive the day after the surgery”

you didn’t listen to a thing the Surgeon said. Damn girl are you stuipid or just a DR?

I shouldn’t be shocked but for some perverted reason I am.


But then you read her blog and she mentions Nannys about a dozen damn times. What in the holly hell. Nannys? Don’t you mean baby siters? If having a Nanny makes you act like her, I will go without thank you very much. Fricken nannys jeez. When our kids were young we were lucky to get a baby sister. And we called them just that “baby siters”
My wife was the mom I was the dad and the baby siter kept our kids from killing themselves while we went out once every 3 months for 4 hours.

I should have put a disclaimer on my blog about LASIK. It’s a piece of cake unless you’re a wimpy, stupid, nanny using DR. then you will get addicted to valium, have bad eyes forever and your PP will fall off.

LASIK surgery was great for me. I have 20/15 in one eye and 20/20 in the other, and I do believe my hair is growing in fuller now, I have more energy, my gut is getting smaller and I think I am getting a big pay raise from work, all because of my laser eye surgery.

banana

banana, originally uploaded by hearsedrv.

Ok Elaine who lives with her parents says she does not like bananas. Well I am calling BS. when she was how ever old she was in this photo (and I have another one) she was eating the heck out of em. she loved them. I think she needs an exorcist to rid herself of them demons.

You can go here I hate bananas

and try to read about it/her problem with bananas.

Updated truck blog

chase and I updated (small one) the truck blog. We have been working on his truck.

wedding

wedding, originally uploaded by hearsedrv.

January 11th, 1986

20 years ago Katy and I were married at her moms house in Arlington.

Katy looks just a beautiful today as she did that cool January day 20 years ago.

Me I have lost the hair and gained a few pounds.

We have lived in Lubbock, Plainview, Midland, Arlington, Fort Worth and now Burleson/Joshua.

We moved from apartments to dorms to rent houses to a trailer (6 months is all she put up with that!) to a nice house with our own pool.

We went to New Orleans for our honeymoon in her 1974 vw bug. My hearse wouldn’t make that long of a drive!
We had planned on going back for our 20th, been planning that for a few years. We could still go but decided to pass instead we are taking a honeymoon to Austin. We are getting tattoos to celebrate!

I don’t regret a single thing. Its been a great 20yrs and every year just gets better.

I don’t know how I would react to my kids getting married as young as we did, but we did it and it turned out great.

Is it normal to bleed from your ears?

I was complaining to dad yesterday that I was still sick and didn’t have a clue to why.

He said “well if you we not such a butt head to your DR. sister you could have called her and asked, I guess you fell pretty stupid!”

So again my big mouth (I guess this time it was my writing) has got me behind the 8 ball.

I would call her and ask if its normal for blood to ooze out of your ears but she would just give me hell for talking smack about Dr’s so I will just use more cotton to stop the bleeding, or at least keep it off my nice shirts she gave me.