Thursday, April 19, 2007

Your gonna be my *itch...or April fools

So Hillary turned 17 today....one year and one day from today and I can kick her out on her own, but until then we shall have some fun.

On april first I was at some friends in Dallas and get this call from Hillary, "Dad, snob snigg, you will have to get my truck towed home.....I had a wreck...sniff..."

ok Hillary what happened?

Well I got in a fight with a girl at work and got fired and mad and pealed out of the parking lot and hit a car and and and...

So yes I fell for it....

Hillary since she was 4 years old has lived for April fools day. and she got me good.

Her and her Grandmother (read MY MOTHER) like tricking me. Mom one time painted a sign and overlaid it on store sign saying "mikes moms crafts"...

well payback is a witch with a B

Yesterday at dinner I realized we had not done her TAXES...ooops
so we did them real quick (she gets a 10 dollar refund) we made mention of how we hoped she didnt get in trouble for doing them late etc...

she then drove over to my buddies house to get some garage sale items. I called my buddie and asked him to give her a story of a friend of his going to jail for not doing his taxes on time.....he did aweseome. gave a great story of "jack" not doing his taxes on time and spending 4 months in federal prison and becoming someones "Witch" with a B....

so Hillary calls me on her way home in a panic..."yea ohh I remmber Jack, yea he went to prison for a bit...yea I forgot about him...dang..well Hillary all we can do is get you a lawyer and maybe we can work something out with them" about this time she starts crying...so I say "hillary....I got you!"

she hung up on me...

ahhh life is good!