Cats

So Bobby Sue is moving.
Bobby Sue is otherwise known as E. Mcpan.
E. Mcpan is too tough to remember or type so I am gonna call her by Bobby Sue. It fits. An Asian raised by white people in the desert of Texas. Bobby Sue.

Anyway she is moving and wrote about getting her cats stoned or some such. Read about it here.

I hate cats. They are the most worthless animal around. My daughter has 3 (might be down to 2) cats. Them stupid animals bark at me every morning wanting me to feed them. I get up and throw one across the room, the other hides and 5 minutes later they do the same thing. Stupid animal, I am going to throw you if you bark at me. They don’t get it.
The male gets on our bed in the middle of the night and starts scratching at the covers (yea yea don’t even go there)
I wake up and throw it off the bed. The new game for me at 3 in the morning is to see if I can throw it out the bedroom door, over the kitchen bar but stop short of hitting the island in the kitchen! Its an awesome game! Ohh and yes the cat comes back for more so it must not be hurting it. Don’t call peta on me!
But I am not allowed to kill them. Dangit!

My older sister had a cat. I buried that animal 4 times from my junior year in high school until about 2 years after.
See it was a yellow cat so 30% of all cats are yellow and anytime she saw a dead yellow cat or mom did or Bobby Sue or whoever I would have to burry the dang thing.
I cant remember all the times she cried at the “funeral” and a week later Tinker Bell (the cats name) would show up.

And then there was the old lady neighbor who poisoned her first cat, sometime around 1969 or 1970. us older kids remember that old wench! The wench was mad cause the cat crapped in her flower bed!

Cats cause nothing but problems and they don’t have enough meat on the bones to make them worth eating.

Worthless animals!