Lazing at the pool

This is the pool. Its been one year ago today that I started on it.

What a veg

I went on call a few weeks ago, and when your on call you or rather I shouldnt drink.
Its hard to do your job buzzing or drunk and you might have to drive into work and that would never do.
so the whole week I was on call I was waiting for the end so I could drink.
Now that its been 2 weeks since I went off call, I realized I am only drinking about 1/3 of what I use to. It just doesnt call my name like it did before.

Ohhh wait, my mouth got to watering thinking about it so I am going to make a drink.

Go read one of my sisters blog and laugh at the funny picture of her when she was about 3 years old or so.

Tragedy

A Tragedy
School Comics

George Bush is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the
students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One
little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives
next door was playing in the street when a car came along and
killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY." "No," Bush says, "That
would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a
TRAGEDY." I'm afraid not," explains Bush. "That is what we
would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other
children volunteer. "What?" asks Bush. "Isn't there any one
here who can give me an example of a TRAGEDY?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he
speaks: "If an airplane carrying George Bush were
blown up by a bomb, that would be a TRAGEDY." "Wonderful!"
Bush beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be
a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and
it certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!"

Birthday

Today is katys birthday (the wife)
I went shopping, spent over and hour looking for something she might like
I couldnt find a dang thing.
So I bought myself a real cool Dewalt power saw.

Lick Lick

this is a test

Upon further review

Just a few oops!

When I first saw this I started skimming it. But then something stood out.
Realised......well now I am a horrible speller so I checked it and yes I was correct, they misspelled realized. So I decided to reread it and more things stood out.

A dopey pot-smoker spent her birthday in jail – after asking police to help find her drugs stash.

Dugs stash? Should that be drug stash?

Realised and realized you can see.

She called police in Charleston, West Virginia - and even told them she planned to sell the drugs to pay for a birthday treat.

I can not get the sentence correct myself. The whole article messes it up and I am not an English professor but lets continue.

She stated she had three-and-a-half ounces of marijuana and she also stated that she sells marijuana.

Maybe it should be….. She stated she had three-and-a-half ounces of marijuana and that she also sells it.

Then the last line stood out. We’re are my lawyer readers?

Police found the drugs and charged Walker with possession.

Now I know that is how the law works. But if someone stole something and the police retrieve it, they would have to return it to you for you to reclaim possession? Maybe the police retrieved the drugs and gave them back to Ms. Walker and then arrested her.
But then what about the person that stole the drugs? When the police retrieved it from them they would have to put it in the evidence locker until trial?


Now if I was the one that wrote this story it would be real short.

Stupid pot smoking wench called police after realizing that her drugs were stolen, possibly by her boyfriend.. She also informed them that she sells drugs and was planning on selling the now missing drugs to pay for her birthday celebration.
The police were able to recover the drugs and arrested Ms. Walker charging her with possession of marijuana, the drug that was allegedly stolen.
Now this reported asked Chief Hillbilly why they didn’t shoot Ms. Walker and he said “Them damn liberal hippies won’t lets us anymore, oh and she was white otherwise she would have been shot trying to escape.”


Tell me how the correct way this story should be written. If this were a real article in a newspaper someone should that gets paid to catch these kinds of things should give there paycheck back. I don’t pretend to very good in writing but I did have a bourbon and coke last night.

Nascar Race (Bush Race)

Chase and I went to the Bush race a few weeks ago. We had a real good time. Our driver didnt win he wrecked with 8 laps to go.

I took 220 pictures. Mostly using my zoom lens that is not the best in the world. But all the pics came out real good. Here are just a few.



My favorite car for some reason. 

Guys parchuted in before the race. Texas Flag for my friends stationed in Italy.  

Right before the start of the bush race