An open note to one of my sister
You do not call your brothers family at 11pm at night on a school/work night unless its an emergency.
You know who you are but in case you dont your my baby sister.
I have to get up at 5:45 in the am to get going for work.
My wife has to get up at 5:30 so she can get going for work.
My son has to get up at 6:00 am to get going for school.
My daughter has to get up at 6:30 am to get going for school.
Next time you call after 9:59pm it better be a damn good reason!
And if its an emergency I will try and help but if it isnt, expect to be hung up on!
My wife is much nicer than I am, and she talked to you last night, if it had been me to answer the phone, as soon as I found out it was not an emergency I would have let you know in no uncertain terms THAT YOUR A FRICKEN RUDE PERSON TO CALL THAT LATE! And your lucky my wife wouldnt let me have the phone!
As a matter of fact I will tell you in person this Sunday when I see you!
To the rest of my family, dont call me and wake me up unless its an emergency. Think before you pick up the phone...."will my brother rip my head off for calling this late? will he get the 2x4 out and hit me? " If its an emergency I wont rip your head off.
Ohhh and my mom can call me anytime she wants, my mom has the "I can do no wrong" pass, and its not transferable to dad, its my mom's card only.
7 comments:
Thanks Hearse for the pass. I have to modestly say that I think I earned that pass! Since you're now a parent, you probably understand what I mean!
I'll call you whenever I damn well feel like it, thank you very much. And I'll hang up if you're so much as slightly rude to me. You should be happy I call at all, I'm so damn important and busy. Of course, I haven't called you in a long long time. But WHEN I DO, I will do it whenever I damn well please.
You must be jokking, right...? 23:00 IS NOT LATE !!!!!!! I'll tell you what late is....late is over 24:00 ! That's late !!!! What kind of timetable do you have....? I finish work at 20:30 and I arrive home at around 21:00....then I have to prepare dinner and I finish it at 22:00. You can't go to sleep with all that food in your stomach, so I watch some tv until 23:00-23:30 and I go to sleep maybe then or maybe at 24:00 ! And let me tell you that...yes, I wake up everyday at 7:00 ! you must be ashamed of yourself because, even if it was that late you mention, a sister is a sister and you should be glad she phones you. Evenmore, is not rasonable to be that angry , and specially in your weblog, where anyone can read what you write! So....you'd better be a little more comprehensive!
Nope I am not Jokking! or Joking.
I think I spelled out my timetable. Try reading it again, and if you still can not figure it out go play in the street.
Me ashamed of myself? You obvious dont know me at all or you would not have waisted the effort in typing it.
And evenmore or even more or whatever, the anger keeps me warm at night while I am tring to sleep without people calling to just chat.
"So....you'd better be a little more comprehensive!"
I am not sure what the hell you mean by that so I am gonna have another bourbon and Classic Coke with 5 cubes of ice!
Its cool to see that other people have just as hard time with english and spelling as I do, makes me less ashamed of myself and everyone knows how I worry about that!
ok, you are right! I'm sorry !
But you just don't need to be so rude as you were in your open note, don't you think...?
And yes, my english is not as perfect as yours...maybe 'cause it's not my mother tongue, but at least i do my best!
I am not right and your not wrong!
dont aplogize!
And English is suppose to be my native tongue and your not any worse than I am...
My sisters will tell you
"dont apologize to that butthead!"
And the sister in question is at the house right now and I have given her an ear full (even though she is deaf)
I'm a mom. Does that qualify me for a late-night-phone-call pass? My son is often awake between 2:30 and 4:00 a.m. I can call then. From Sha sha
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