I’m not cruel I just act that way

Some people would and do spend good money to save a cat.

Let’s look at them stupid animals.

1. They don’t have enough meat to make a good size hamburger.
2. They sit around all day
3. They run around all night (mom told me nothing good happens after midnight)
4. They don’t bring you the paper nor will they fetch anything.
5. They leave hair everywhere.

You get the idea. Cats are worthless except if you get one that catches mice and just because its a cat does not mean it will.

so my evil sister in law brought over this stray cat because she felt sorry for it, but she couldn’t take it as she already had 2 cats and for some stupid reason she thought we would want it.
well after about a year we kicked it out of the house because it pissed all over the carpets.
I should have put it down right then but no, we let it stay outside and it just hangs around the front yard and the side yard. I even tried to get my neighbor to put it down.

This stupid cat got itself hit by a car. The dumb cat can’t even get killed properly, it has to dislocate its hip or something.

So the wife calls and finds out its going to be at the very least 250 bucks. Probably alot more to fix this thing. My wife is a practical women. She didn’t even question the cost, she knew that was stupid!

The cat does not seem to be in pain, just crippled. We are debating now on whether to take it to the city animal shelter and for free they will "take care" of it. If it acted like it was in pain we would have done that already but it seems to not be. We will watch it and if that cat so much as acts like a uhhh acts like a wimp and starts whining like its in pain we will take it in.

This chick nearly lost a job over her cats tooth. A tooth? but then again she wants to be a lawyer and anyone that does that is probably a few tacos short of a Mexican Plate.