so my blond sister calls me to get one of our brothers phone numbers because the one she just tried didnt work.
I find the number I have and ask "see if this number is the same as what you tried"
her "oh I already deleted it when I heard it was no good"
me "well see if it sounds familiar"
Her "Oh wait, I can look on my phone....now were is my phone????? "
Uh your on it?
Oh yea blond moment!
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This company owning thing is not as easy as it first looked.
Since buying a few blogs shares of stock here
one of my companies has fought back against the "man" This one!
He (or she this is the virtual world) has issued more stock, making each share worth less and less...
I'm taking a beating on this!
I dont even want to calculate the amount I have lost, but its must be in the hundres of thousands! Dang you!
I guess with a name like Rowdy Theologian as the owner I should have known better!
Ok E. Mcpan you work for me now!
Quazer posted about making money from blogs. Well since I cant write as good as them, I figured I would just buy them out.
Go here to see more Blogshares
Most blogs are listed just like a public company.
Each Blog has 5k shares of stock. 1k is reserved for the owner of the blog, the other 4k are up for sale.
So I bought...
The Neutral Zone Trap
Quazar
All the shares in my blog.
Then I took it a little further. Seeing how alot of E. Mcpans readers are lawyer type folks, and should always make money I bought some more.
STAG
I promise it was not me.
You may have heard on the news that a guy name Michael spit on Jane Fonda the communist *****'s face last night at a book sighning in Mississippi.
It was not me. I was in Texas the whole time!
I dont like her at all, and would not be sad if she got hit by a train, but I wouldnt spit on her. Now if someone that spent years in the hano hilton spit on her, hey more power to you. she spit on you so fair is fair. (I wonder if the eye for an eye in the bible counts here?)
The clocks on the right show the time here in Texas and the Time in Italy.
so beckn if you want a clock on your blog click the clock and follow the instructs. Oh and I might have the time off by one hour in Italy. Naples was not a choice but some other place in Italy was, didnt know if they were all on the same time.
My son happily informed me that Jane Fonda (I finished the name) was going to be in the DFW area soon to sighn autographs.
he asked if we were going to see her and protest outside werever she was signing!
Sounded like a good idea to me.
but alas we wont.
My daughters 15th birthday is today.
Can you remember yours? I don’t!
Anytime I tell someone that its my daughters or sons birthday, no matter what age they are turning I get the warning. I am sure other parents have heard "the warning"
The Warning is something like, "oh she is turning 3? boy thats a tough year, LOOK OUT"
or "wow 7 already? You better LOOK OUT"
It is all BS.
When she became a teenager its was "ohh look out, you have to watch her now that she’s a teenager!"
What, I didn’t have to watch her the first 12 years?
Now its, ohh one more year and she will be driving "look out!" Or ohhh 15, you better "LOOK OUT"
Or you get, the "I remember when I was X years old, that was the worse year of my life, you better LOOK OUT!"
Not one year has been any worse than the last. As a matter of fact every year has gotten better. So when someone tells me "LOOK OUT" I yawn and say yea whatever.
So happy birthday to my Daughter.
So scroll down to read.....
Ok now if you got this far I wont fell bad for saying a bad word.
Jane Fonda "the comunist bitch" has been on tv for last few weeks.
Now I cant say her name without the communist bitch.
Period.
so this Bitch apologizes now for being a traitor and crapping all over the soldiers fighting in vietnam.
It's a little late. Just cause you want to sell some books and fell good and get on tv you finally come out and say your sorry? Better idea would be to go to every family that had a soldier in the "hano hilton" and grovel without telling anyone. but no your only in it to get your ugly herpes infested mug on tv.
Hano Jane should have been shot. No that would be to good for her.
I wont type what should happen to her but trust me, It would not be nice.
Can you imagine what would happen today if someone had gone to IRAQ and sat in an anti air gun? or visited the prison were some of our soldiers were? sheeeet.
One thing they go over and over in Marine boot camp was how much of a traitor bitch she is/was.
One of the physical punishments was the jane fonda communist bitch workout. I did enough of it to last a lifetime.
My wife put her foot down and said my son cant say "communist bitch"
ok I can agree with that, but If he says Jane Fonda, he looks at me waiting for me to finish the statement. Then we both look at mom so she can chew us out for being 12 yr old's!
A very well known and much read publication has asked to borrow my picture of the bluebonnets.
I am really excited!
Next will TIME be calling?
Very well known publication is here
I went at lunch Wed. and took some pictures with a lady from work. She is pretty good, and just recently was contacted by the local paper about some free lance work. She explained some things to me that I was having trouble with. Did you know that you take the lens cap off before you focus?
Seriously, she showed me some neat stuff.
Going to the nascar bush race tomorrow, hoping I can get some great photos there.
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