Mom, Im gonna say the "B" word so dont be alarmed.

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Ok now if you got this far I wont fell bad for saying a bad word.

Jane Fonda "the comunist bitch" has been on tv for last few weeks.

Now I cant say her name without the communist bitch.

Period.

so this Bitch apologizes now for being a traitor and crapping all over the soldiers fighting in vietnam.
It's a little late. Just cause you want to sell some books and fell good and get on tv you finally come out and say your sorry? Better idea would be to go to every family that had a soldier in the "hano hilton" and grovel without telling anyone. but no your only in it to get your ugly herpes infested mug on tv.

Hano Jane should have been shot. No that would be to good for her.
I wont type what should happen to her but trust me, It would not be nice.
Can you imagine what would happen today if someone had gone to IRAQ and sat in an anti air gun? or visited the prison were some of our soldiers were? sheeeet.


One thing they go over and over in Marine boot camp was how much of a traitor bitch she is/was.
One of the physical punishments was the jane fonda communist bitch workout. I did enough of it to last a lifetime.

My wife put her foot down and said my son cant say "communist bitch"
ok I can agree with that, but If he says Jane Fonda, he looks at me waiting for me to finish the statement. Then we both look at mom so she can chew us out for being 12 yr old's!

I might have a picture published

A very well known and much read publication has asked to borrow my picture of the bluebonnets.

I am really excited!

Next will TIME be calling?

Very well known publication is here

I went at lunch Wed. and took some pictures with a lady from work. She is pretty good, and just recently was contacted by the local paper about some free lance work. She explained some things to me that I was having trouble with. Did you know that you take the lens cap off before you focus?

Seriously, she showed me some neat stuff.

Going to the nascar bush race tomorrow, hoping I can get some great photos there.

Are you stupid or just on crack?

So I went to Best Buy looking for micromedia or compact flash.

I get to the camera dept were they have them, and I am just browsing.

Up walks this guy about 20 to 24 years old, wearing a lab coat, one of the white kind you see Dr.’s wearing.

“Hi can I help you find anything?”

Now if you know me and my looks it does not take a very perceptive person to quickly realize I have not even met you and already I hate you and I sure don’t want to talk to your goofy self.

This guy was anything but perceptive.

Me in my normal rude leave me alone tone “No I found what I am looking for.”

Then he does the unthinkable.

“My name is stupid, and you are?” and STICKS his hand out to shake mine.

????? Dude are you on crack and put on a DR’S coat or something? Does the Phsych Hospital know your out in public?
Did you not catch the glare I gave you when you walked up and the worse one when you first opened your pie hole?
Did you miss the rude tone in my voice?
Did you mistake my evil looks as wanting to kiss you?
Did your parents have any children that lived?

I looked at his hand for about a second then looked at him with all those questions running across my face.

He smiles like he wants to hug me!

I did not shake his hand….and told him my name was Mr. Elwood and asked him why the hell he was wearing a Halloween costume!

He still didn’t get it!

He then ask me what kind of camera I had what kind of lenses and were I got my pictures printed!
I told him about my camera politly and the lenses, then I said I printed my own pictures at home. (A lie but I was setting him up!)
He then tells me about the great prices they have on printing pictures at best buy and how great the quality was!
So I asked him with the only pleasing look on my face so far.

“I take male gay sex pictures, can you print those here? I have been looking for a place to get them printed, and can you print 8x10, because my customers really like the bigger prints, and would my privacy be protected and…”

Well he got all chocked up, turned red, said uh well uh we uh um uh…

I turned and walked off much happier!

New bugs (or old bugs?)

Michael Schirber
LiveScience Staff Writer
LiveScience.com

Namesakes of the U.S. President and two of his key people might be crawling around your back yard as you read this.






Three new beetles of the genus Agathidium have been named after members of the current administration: A. bushi, A. cheneyi and A. rumsfeldi.

Two former Cornell University entomologists, Quentin Wheeler and Kelly Miller, were in charge of naming 65 new species of slime-mold beetles, which they discovered while studying the insects' evolution and classification.

Wheeler, who is now head of entomology at the Natural History Museum in London, said that the choice to name beetles after President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was out of admiration for their principles, not because they look like the beetles.

None of these beetles make their home inside the Beltway.

Wheeler said Agathidium bushi has been found in southern Ohio, North Carolina and Virginia; Agathidium cheneyi inhabits Chiapas, Mexico; and Agathidium rumsfeldi is known from Oaxaca and Hidalgo in Mexico.

The slime-mold beetles are so-called because they feed on fungi-like molds.

Some of the other recently identified specimens were named after the entomologists' wives and their scientific illustrator, as well as Pocahontas, Hernan Cortez, and the Aztecs.

Most of the rest of the names are derived from various geographic locations or distinguishing features. One of the beetles was called A. vaderi because of its shiny, Darth-Vader-like head.

Scientists are allowed to name the species they discovery. According to rules established by the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature, the species name must end in "i" if it comes from a person.

The rather long scientific names also includes the names of those who first described the species.

The new names are reported in a monograph in the March 24, 2005, issue of the Bulletin of the American Museum of Natural History.

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Bluebonnets

Took some pics of bluebonnets at lunch today. 

Field of bluebonnets for my displaced Texas friends. 

Not again

June of last year I broke my foot.
built the pool with a broken foot.

Friday playing raquet ball during lunch I broke my big toe.
about typical.

No didnt go to no dang DR.
Just what exactly would he tell me (aint going to no female dr again...Ill blog about the boot camp horror story another time thank you very much)
He would tape it up.
Heck I can do that.

my solution is to take 2 shots of bourbon and a splash of coke!

Crop of a pic I took this morning. 

Fan

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a bush fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm an Al Gore fan"
The teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's an Al Gore fan and my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're mom was a moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."

Sons trailer for his lawn mowing buisness 

So my daughter came up to me wanting some money last year.

“Dad, can you give me 10 dollars to buy some earrings from claires”

“NO”

“Well how can I buy them”

“GET A JOB”

“Well dad I am only 14”

“BABYSIT”

So she printed up fliers and put them all over the neighborhood and she has been babysitting a little bit and buying earrings and Johnny Depp posters and typical 14yr old girl stuff.

So my son came up a few months ago

“Dad can I have 50 dollars to buy this x-box football game”

“NO”

“Well how can I buy it?”

“GET A JOB”

“Well dad I am only 12”

“SO MOW YARDS”

So he printed flyers and distributed them in the neighborhood and already has 2 clients.

Now me, I charge them both 20 bucks a month to use the phone for there business. And I am leasing my son the lawnmower since its mine. And I charge them for the paper and ink and the use of my printer for the fliers. Also I charge a tax of 30% on all income they receive for housing and food..

I sure hope they get a lot more jobs!