Thursday, January 13, 2005

Im confussed or guys are pigs

Go take a look at Sister the DR. blog

Now, 19 years and 2 days of marriage and as far as I know there is only one.
Im gonna ask my wife tonight, might do some extra heavy duty checking!



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A conversation with a friend about my sisters blog.


me: does your wife have two? im gonna go look tonight


buddy; if she does, she's sure awfully protective about that "second one"

me: im gonna go look "at my wifes" not yours sorry for the confusion

buddy: well hell, if you come to check my wife, hang out till monday for the TX holdem tourney

Buddy: and never realized the ear canal ran that far

me: yea hell yea it does, if you say something wrong in the ear you aint getting what is at the other end!

buddy: makes sense now the look of bliss when she's using a q-tip

Monday, January 10, 2005

My 19th wedding aniv. is tomorrow

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Wednesday, January 5, 2005

more fun with phone calls

Phone call

Me…………..”Hello”

Her……….."this is Jamie with county line ford and I would like to ask you three questions about your recent visit with us, is now a good time?"

Me……….”no but go ahead”

Her………”ok on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 being the best would you recommend county line ford to family or friends” (I know, it’s worded wrong but that is exactly what she said)

Me….”a one”

Her………..”Can I ask why it’s not a 5?”

Me…….”Yes you can, and that was your second question what is your 3rd?”

Her……….”oh well I have to ask that question if you don’t rate one of the 3 as a 5”

Me….”you said you had three questions and asked if would answer them, I have answered 2 now what is your last question?”

Her………..”Uh um, did they fix your car the first time?”

Me…..”Yes, and you have a good night”


Her…….”uh well ok thanks”


Sometimes being nice and pleasant works also.

Tuesday, January 4, 2005

Switching side

@#%$#%

So little brother broke the outside mirror on his car, me being the overly generous
Bigger brother that can fix anything tell him I can fix it for you.

He asks if I will pick him up a mirror and he will pay me back.
Sure no problem
Drive to ford house order mirror, pay upfront, drive back in few days get mirror, and deal with stupid parts guys’ blah

He shows up on a Tuesday evening (today) right after I get home from work to have me replace it.
Humm I have not eaten dinner or chilled out but whatever I am a democrat ill help.

He opens his wallet to pay me the 57 and some change for the mirror.
“you have 3 bucks” he asks.
Uhh no I don’t.
He grudgingly hands over the 60 with a look of “when the hell you gonna pay me my 3 bucks”
I sighn to him, you can let me keep the 3 bucks for driving to get the part…(and it was like 2.46 to be an ass about it)


He then says “I had to drive over here and I need the money for lunch” as he is shoveling down my dinner that my wife and son had made while I get working on his car…


After some choice signing on my part I installed his mirror and have decided that I am switching to Republicans so I don’t have to do crap for anyone but myself.

@$##@$%

Sunday, January 2, 2005

More salemen calling

Phone rings. Caller ID shows it as mbna (that a credit card co. cool fun times!)

Me...."What"

Them..."hello?"

Me....."What?"

Them..."Mr. X? this is stupid (I dont remember his name)calling with the Yankees and MBNA Bank.


Now at this point it should be noted that I hate the Yankees. And I hate sales calls, but not as much as I hate the Yankees. If the Yankees were playing an Iraq team, I would root for the Iraq team to do a Jihad on there pin-striped, child molesting, dog raping, pig humping, vomit breath, diaper wearing, snot slurping asses!
But stupid on the phone does not know that yet, he will find out.

Me…in loud voice “I hate the Yankees and anything to do with them!” Then i repeat the above to him.

Stupid…”well mr x that’s ok, we are calling to

Me…louder voice, interrupts “did you not hear me when I said I hate the Yankees and anything to do with them?”

Stupid…”uhh yes well this card has 2.5% interest for the

Me…yelling at this point.. “STUPID, YOU DON’T GET IT I HATE THE YANKEES AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM!”

Stupid…”I understand, but

Me… “YOU DON’T GET IT, IF YOUR CARD WAS FREE AND CAME WITH NEGATIVE 2.5% INTEREST I WOULDN’T WANT THE SOB”

Stupid..”thanks for your time this is operator xxx blahh blahh blahh
As I hang up….


It should be noted that was on Wed. the 29th of Dec. and I have not heard back.
Also have not heard back from SBC either.
Hummm what will I do when they all stop calling? I guess I’ll just go to Wal-mart and be rude to the poor cashiers or something.


Tuesday, December 21, 2004

confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: "I am 92 years old Father, I have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody."

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Phone call

SBC has been calling everyday this week about 7pm or so.

Normally I just hang up on them.

But last night was diffrent.

Me:What (thats how I answer sales calls)

SBC:Is x x there?

Me:What do you want.

SBC:Is this x x?

Me:What? you work at a phone company and dont know who you called?

SBC:UHHH I was calling to talk to you about your phone service and who you use. and see if we could switch you to sbc

Me.I use the only company that can service me, sbc does not have phone lines run to my house so I can not switch to you.

SBC.yes we do, you still live at address x?

Me. yes i do live there but sbc does not have phone lines run to my house.

SBC.my computer show we do so we can switch you over.

Me.I am 100% sure you do not have phone lines ran to my house.

SBC.Well sir, how would you know that?

Me.Because I dug the son of a bitch up this past summer when I put in my pool!

SBC.I will put you on our do not call list.....

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Texas hold em

Still mad about it.

I have played over 5,000 hands online in the last year.

I have won real money playing it.

I won 2nd in a real 100 dollar to enter tourny.

I have won against pros.

I play with a bunch of goofy amatures that dont know a suit from a pretty picture thing. that dont know a full house from 3 of the same number and 2 of another number.
That think a straight is 4 cards in numerical order.
and I lose.
and not just once but both @#$# times.

But I figured it out.
I played against my sisters....and when I was young we use to play monoply and they would always cheat, so stands to reason that is what they did this time.
Least I have matured and didnt kick there heads in like I use to when we were younger, I acted the more mature adult and let it slide.

STUPID DANG CHEATING SMELLY GROSS NASTY PEOPLE, GONNA GET MY 2X4 BUNCH OF CHEATING @#$#%$$#@$


Sunday, December 5, 2004

Reliving the past

Since its cold outside I cant work on my backyard anymore, I will relive the past and go thru from the time I started up to presesent.

I actually started sometime in the winter of 2003. I started by researching on the internet everything I could about building a pool.
How they are built, materials used, concepts, cost, manufactures....people that had built there own, and those that had them custome built.
Diffrent pool building companys. Diffrent ideas, thoughts, anything and everything I could get my mouse on.

I came up with a few ideas, thoughts, opinions of my own.

There are four basic pools built.

One is the above ground, vinyl liner pool.
I did not want an above ground pool for several reason.
1.they do not last longer than 5 to 7 years on average.
Yes they can last longer, but its rare.
2. you have to build a wood deck up off the ground plus steps.
3. To me it does not add to the asthetics of the yard/house. acutally takes away.

cost of an above ground pool, the size I wanted with deck approx. 3200.00 with me doing all the labor.


Second type is the Inground Fiberglass pool.

This is a huge fiberglass shell that you buy and then put in a hole in the ground.
The biggest reason I didnt do fiberglass was the cost.
about 20k with me doing what work I could.
the shell itself delived and craned into my backyard woulda been about 14k.
That would leave all the deck, plumbing, digging the hole, plus all the pumps etc for me to do.

They do last along time, but I have heard you have to re-gelcoat them after a period of time, how long im not sure.

Third type is the Gunite pool.
they are built using re-bar and spraying gunite over it, then plastering that.
the majority of pools built in texas by companys is guinte pools. (over 90%)

You can't mix your own gunite for a job as small as the one I was doing.
so you have to have someone spray it on.
The plastering is another tough job. Although you can do it yourself, from what I have read its alot harder than any part of the job that I did.
And the plaster has to be redone every 10 to 15 years. (although I have read of plaster lasting over 20 years, but its rare)
and the plaster "breaths" that is it leaks chemicals into the water, so you have to use chemicals to counter act those chemicals, then before you know it your having a chemical war with your pool and GW is bombing your neighbors looking for WMD.
some cost breakdowns.
1.Call pool "builder" and have them do turn key product. my pool with fence and deck. 28,000 bucks.
2. you subcontract out what you can and do what you can.
a. Dig hole myself....1200
b. Rebar and install myself....800
c. Guinte sprayed in by manufacture.....4500
d. plaster, installed by skilled labor, not me......4000 (min)
E. All the pumps plumbing installed by me..........1500
F. Deck installed by me...............2000
g. Fence done by me........800
Total estimate before you add in the 20% fudge factor=14,800

My old cube neighbor did his close to this way although he did very little of the physical work, he hired it out, but his cost him a little over 20,000.

By subcontracting it out you can see that you save alot of money. However...

the biggest draw back to a guinite pool is the plaster needing to be redone every 10 to 15 years.
Also the chemical war thing since 9-11 had me concerned.

This brings us to the vinyl liner inground pool.
(yes I ignored the concrete inground pool, since gunite is a sprayable concrete, the true concrete pool has gone away)

A vinyl liner inground pool is this.
A hole in the ground, with a vinyl liner layed in it.
thats the basic part.
now you need something behind the vinyl liner to suppor it so it will last but...
you could take some black plastic and drape it inside a hole in the ground, fill it with water and you would have a pool.
I have seen pictures of black plastic drapped inside the back of pickup trucks, and filled with water.
vinyl pool same concept.
I have seen the type I built, hard plastic sides, set in concret with braces, with concret bottom and the vinyl laid inside it.
I have also seen D.I.Y. guys that used cender blocks for the sides.
As long as its not going to move it does not really matter.
You could do a guinte pool and then instead of plastering it, you could lay vinyl liner in it.
what I was looking for was someting that I could do most if not all the work myself to save money and get the enjoyment of building something and would last a long time with the least amount of upkeep, both money and labor.

so I chose a vinyl pool, that uses plastic sides that are braced and set in concrete, with a concrete bottom.

Also the vinyl does not breath the same as plaster thus your chemical upkeep is much easier.

This was a type of pool I could do the majority of the work. (I ended up doing all of it!)

My cost estimate was 10,000 and my goal was 8,000
I ended up spending just over 9,000. however I originally did not plan on the fence, but after I had the pool and deck complete decided to do the fence.
that was another 700 in materials.









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